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(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me:	“So, what will it be?”
Child:	“I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother:	“Eggs… he would like some eggs…”

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thenastygal:

Another dimension…

peanutsky:

gifset of the year

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littledip:

80yearoldteenager:

Pointing out your “good vein” to the nurse at pathology.

absolutely love this.

I need it.

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afuckinglesbian:

this is making me so uncomfortable

So uncomfortable..

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missjenni4:

Pug puppies taking a bath (x).

bawwwwww dat last gif

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